Welcome to 2015! While here, you can expect some common things like a celebrity getting married and a celebrity getting a divorce.

Someone will use their iPhone to take a naked picture and then have it accidently posted on Instagram.

A booty shot will make at least one abnormal person famous for a day.

A 1 percenter’s company will be hacked by one of the 99 percenters.

Russian President Vladimir Putin will drown himself in his sorrows, with some good ol’ fashion American beer, and cry “Why oh why oh did I take over Crimea?”

China will continue to grow in economic and military power.

North Korea will threaten to nuke everyone.

Iran will proclaim to be the most powerful Middle Eastern country in the world.

The European Union will continue on its quest to become a country.

Cuba will tell the U.S. to suck it and thank you for your business.

President Obama will become BFFs with Mitch McConnell and John Boehner will cry about it for a while.

Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush will run for president and one of them will lose.

As for the rest of you mortals, one of you will win the mega millions.